You all said it would happen. You warned us. Some of you even laughed. And so here it is...our status update for week one of baby proofing.
Remove and/or raise all living room accessories, glass balls, candles and seasonal decor = Check

Put up ugly and cumberson baby gate in entryway so that you can navigate that 25 times a day for the next year = Check
Remove glass coffee table toppers = Check
Now that the glass coffee table toppers have been removed, remove the entire coffee table since Lauren just pulled it over on herself = Check
Take all of Bryon's ficus tree plants outside after Lauren tries to eat the potting soil = Check
Barricade off all heating and cooling vents as Lauren tries to input her body into the chute = Check

Ensure all drawers, cabinets,and doors are secured so that even Sydney can't get into them = Check
Increase the amount of cat food purchased since Lauren seems to have an appetite for it = Check

Sit back, relax and laugh at the fact that "Baby Proofing Round 2" is right around the corner!