As Lauren continues to learn new words and phrases, Bryon and I are amazed at the things that come out of her mouth. Here is just a sample of Lauren's deep thoughts and their translations.
"Mama. Me and the bed are all done" =
My 12 hours of sleep has ended and so has your peace and quiet
"Cookie Monster make it rain" = ???
"Opus ate me" =
Opus the cat got within 5 feet of me and I need someone to tattle on
"Mama is that your new purse? I love it" =
I want a cookie (and flattery gets you everywhere)
"Don't touch my Follie Lollies" =
Don't touch my cheerleading Pom Poms
"I be good" =
I'm about to do something bad
"I be careful" =
I'm about to do something bad AND hurt myself
"Is that your beer?" =
You are drinking something out of a can (and after a long, hot Summer for the parents I'm knowledgable about beer consumption)
"I want just ONE Dora" =
I'm going to watch endless episodes of Dora the Explorer until my parents poke their eyes out
"Turn it off" =
Turn it on (and vica versa which is very confusing to the parents)
"I love you"=
All previous statements and actions are forgiven
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