Once Bitten, Not Shy

If you are up to speed on the Thomas family blog then you are probably convinced of Lauren's perfect behavior, fun disposition, utter beauty, and angel-like qualities. While all of these things are true (most of the time), Lauren has started to exhibit a not-so-attractive quality.

Yes it's true...Lauren is a biter.

Although she seems to prefer to prey solely on her Mother, she does occasionally find another person to love bite.

A good friend recently told me that biting is a sign of affection to which I said "I'm sure it is. If you are a cat"!

The first step in proper biting is to carefully consider your subject (ie; victim)



Then sharpen one's teeth while you drool with anticipation



Prepare to open your tiny mouth to its fullest extent



And then, after you have properly bitten the person of your choice, smile BIG, look cute and no one will ever believe it. CRUNCH!